A Royal Decree was issued nationwide this morning, banning “all stick battles, stick throwing, and stick breaking.” These actions are illegal, unless proper eye protection and a permit is obtained. This decree was made after The King learned that his cousin, had his retina detached during a stick battle. Unless you want to be arrested for public endangerment, we advise the public to cease all aforementioned activities.🎺
UPDATE:
The aforementioned decree was repealed on September 26, 2025.