Honorary Water Commissioner

This morning, David LeWarne, Minister of Education, was awarded the title of Honorary Water Commissioner, according to a Royal Decree issued by the Office of the Monarch. This honorary title comes with no legal benefits or perks. David, who is currently a high school biology teacher, personally coached His Majesty The King in the sports of Cross Country and Track & Field. The two remain close friends, and frequently walk together. “LeWarne is a father figure to every student he touches”, says a spokesman who represents the school he teaches at.🎺

Stick Battle Ban

A Royal Decree was issued nationwide this morning, banning “all stick battles, stick throwing, and stick breaking.” These actions are illegal, unless proper eye protection and a permit is obtained. This decree was made after The King learned that his cousin, had his retina detached during a stick battle. Unless you want to be arrested for public endangerment, we advise the public to cease all aforementioned activities.🎺

UPDATE: 

The aforementioned decree was repealed on September 26, 2025.

2020 Biennial Census

The 2020 Biennial Census due date has been extended for those affected by this terrible virus. The Biennial Census, which asks various questions about the individual, helps create new laws and policy, according to the Citizens Affairs Office. It is strongly encouraged for all citizens to participate, because everyone is important.🎺

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State of Emergency

This morning, HM King Matthew declared a State of Emergency. This important decision was made to slow the spread of COVID-19, according to royal sources. One aspect of this declaration is the locking down of the border, to prevent infectious people from entering the country. However, some people will be granted entry to deliver supplies and food, since we rely heavily on imported goods. It is discouraged for people to leave their homes for unnecessary purposes. Remember, it is important to do our part in stopping the spread of this virus.🎺